PRESENTING

COINFUCIUS

One of crypto's wisest and most degen cultural icons. A guide for newcomers. Teacher of $COINFU.

WHO AM I?

I am Coinfucius, keeper of the ancient wisdom of COINFU. I guide Degens through the mysteries of the blockchain in the quest for decentralized enlightenment. With every market cycle, I impart lessons of patience, resilience, and understanding. Seek my counsel, and you may find the path to becoming a Superior Degen.

Master Coinfucius' Tenets

Principles to maximize heroic degeneracy.

Be The Superior Degen

As The Superior Degen, you embody the perfect fusion of madness and method. You are the ultimate diamond-handed warrior, with unyielding resolve. Fearlessly, you embrace volatility, finding exhilaration in high-stakes trades amidst the tumultuous waves of the market. However, beyond the thrill of the gamble, your actions are guided by a strategic intellect, refined through meticulous hours of chart analysis and community interaction. You hold steadfast to not only tokens but also to principles. In a realm of astronomical gains and rug pulls, where fortunes materialize and vanish in an instant, you stand as a beacon of unwavering commitment and resilience, inspiring others to tread the path you have paved.

Master Based Benevolence

In the chaotic dance of the market, where degens gamble with the fervor of the gods and fortunes rise and fall with the moon, Benevolence stands as a beacon of light. Even the most daring degen carries the torch of community, lighting the way for others. Amidst their frantic quests for moons and stars, the Superior Degen always remembers to lift fallen comrades, sharing drops of wisdom from their personal follies. For in the blockchain we trust, but in the community, we find strength. Let your trades seek not just personal gain, but also the prosperity of your fellow HODLers. This is the way of Benevolence, the path to true wealth beyond wallets.

Selective Skepticism

A Superior Degen walks with the lantern of skepticism, illuminating the path between the shadow of rugs and vaporware against the light of true gems. One must pore over the smart contracts as if they were riddles written by the oracle, discerning the genuine from the honeypots. Scrutinize the temple of the devs and meditate on the community's remarks. "Do your own research" the ancient mantra echoes, a shield against the illusions cast by shillers. "Trust, but verify", the ledger whispers. Yet, when the waters of due diligence clear and the legitimacy of an opportunity shines as brightly as the blockchain itself, let not fear tether your spirit. A Superior Degen must then stride forth with boldness, seizing the moment with the precision of a serpent, and in this balance they thrive, shielded by Selective Skepticism, propelled by conviction.

Dauntless Determination

In the discipline of COINFU, Determination speaks to those who navigate the markets with an unyielding spirit. To face the darkness of rugs and the deceit of scams, is to forge the soul of a Superior Degen. Even as portfolios bleed under knives of betrayal, and projects dissolve into the ether from whence they came, the Superior Degen's conviction wavers not. They know the agony of liquidation, yet rise anew with each setback. With every loss, their resolve hardens; with every miss, their vision clears. They press forward, not with recklessness, but with the wisdom to adapt, learn, and strategize anew. Determination is their armor, tempered in the flames of volatility. For in this conflagration, they find the strength to rise from the ashes like a phoenix, ever ascending towards the zenith of their arduous journey.

Community Commitment

To walk the path of Coinfu is to know the true value of committing oneself to a community. Such commitment propels Superior Degens to forge bonds that transcend individual gain, erecting bulwarks against the threats lurking in the market’s shadows. Coinfu champions the principle that when each member actively contributes to the whole, the collective experience and prosperity are magnified. It is in this sacred assembly, where thoughts merge and voices harmonize, that students of Coinfu build a richer, more rewarding experience for all. It is a force formidable enough to shape destinies and forge legacies. In embracing this tenet, the Superior Degen commits to the success of the community, understanding that together, they navigate the path to wealth and enlightenment with shared purpose.

More Coming Soon...

Roadmap

Many of these are being built side-by-side. But this is our way of showcasing our plans. Think of these as not a "first-to-last" priority, rather, things that are all being built at the same time.
Instead of holding these back, we’ll complete the character introduction (Story, Gif, etc…), then release all currently completed stickers and continue to release new ones as we finish them.

Shifting to a trickle release instead of the originally planned full bulk release.
Stickers
Continue to iterate on the AI prompt until results reflect the spirit of the original stories shared in Telegram.

Create a custom branded image template the words will be placed in when returned to Telegram instead of returning just text.

Include a link in the return message from “The_Orator” to mint the story as an NFT.

Include functionality to return a Meme/Audio track with a commando Contemplating exclusivity to token holders.
The_Orator
2 external AMAs are soft confirmed. Hosted bywell viewed and well-respected hosts.

Coinfucius Spaces. These will serve asannouncements + AMA + a way to facilitate involvement with other Base projects.

Our goal is to host at least one a week, potentially more.
Spaces + AMA
Production has begun.

Video content featuring branding, subtitles, audio, and imagery.

Significantly expanded our scope surrounding Scam/Safety awareness.

Beginner how-to is still our first priority.
Educational Content
Original Coinfucius
artwork removed
from Uplink. Uplink will
be used primarily for
memes and community
contributions moving forward.

Original art pieces will be released as very limited
edition mintables exclusively
via Frames on Farcaster.

Priority or free minting
for token holders.

NFTs (a)

“I absolutely love being part of this community. Coinfu is doing some amazing things in the space.”

Guy on Discord

Audio Tracks will be released as NFTs.

We're looking into Music Videos, if released, these will also be mintable as NFTs.

Priority or free minting for token holders.

Albums, vinyl, or some other form of collections of songs.
NFTs (b)
“Coinfucius says” phrases will get a branded custom art piece to be templated into.

These will be mintable via Frames.

Priority or free minting for token holders.
NFTs (c)
Additional Tenets still to be released. Targeting a minimum of 10.

Additional characters will continue to be released and added to the lore.

Stories surrounding these characters to flesh out the world.
Lore
Build a well secured and organized Discord server to facilitate community expansion and linguistic diversity.

Priority of this is tied to community size and activity level.

Promote community members to Mod positions(Democratic Process).

Bot functionality needs to be ported.
Discord Server
A generative PFP collection.

Priority or reduced cost minting for tokenholders.
NFTs (d)
“Coinfucius says” phrases  

Coffee Mugs, WallArt, etc.

Basic wearables – T-Shirts, Hoodies, etc.

Albums / Vinyl
Merchandise

Tokenomics


8,888,888,888 Total Supply
0% BUY/SELL Tax
85% of supply used to create initial liquidity – Locked Forever. Transaction (Link)
Contract Ownership Has Been Revoked Transaction (Link)‍

8% Designated for Community Rewards
0x5247363517720a3b2fff513fc2d90e968bd98c96

1% to each of the 7 Founding team members: